squidwurd:

teasocials:

squidwurd:

I get emotionally attached to my pens

You could say you get dePENdent on them 

or i could not say that and keep my dignity

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Reblog and see if you get a color.

  • PURPLE:We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
  • FUCHSIA:I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
  • GREY:You leave me with jumbled words.
  • RED:I'm in love with you.
  • PINK:I have a crush on you.
  • TURQUOISE:You're hot.
  • CHARTREUSE:I sincerely wish you would notice me.
  • TEAL:We have quite a lot in common.
  • BLUE:You are my Tumblr crush.
  • ORANGE:I dislike your page.
  • YELLOW:PLEASE FUCK ME.
  • WHITE:PLEASE MARRY ME.
  • GREEN:I find you cute.
  • BLACK:I would date you.
  • BROWN:I dislike you.
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bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

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theunbecomingofourstars:

reading a book makes you feel so helpless, you can’t save the characters no matter how much you want to, and your just stuck, watching them die or make horrible decisions or falling apart 

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smilingslowly:

spookywhiteghost:

fuckinglesbian:

princessnausicaa:

my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot

except that

they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat

so whenever they see my mom

they pee

 laughed for a solid five minutes

behaviorism gone wrong

Pavlov is laughing in his grave

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firew0lves:

deadlyincantations:

darnni:

I really want to read my book but I also want to watch 87 hours of Netflix and travel the world and and kiss someone I like and sleep for most of the day… And also I have a lot of homework

this is literally my life

how can this be so accurate

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Reblog if you watch Doctor Who and you’re not from England

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