opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

View text
  • hace 52 minutos
  • 182014

solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

View text
  • hace 52 minutos
  • 578610
View photo
  • hace 53 minutos
  • 9150
View photo
  • hace 54 minutos
  • 209491
View photo
  • hace 54 minutos
  • 225

headstrongwolf:

you are now now rockin with

will.i.am and

britney britney

image

View text
  • hace 55 minutos
  • 53086
View photo
  • hace 55 minutos
  • 2528
View photo
  • hace 56 minutos
  • 5683
View photo
  • hace 58 minutos
  • 117

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

View text
  • hace 58 minutos
  • 326832
x